(Updated 1/29/2026 at 8:45 PM)
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Hey, I’m Cady.
Professional procrastinator, caffeine-fueled chaos coordinator, and your soon-to-be favorite Sims 4 nightmare. I build, I stream, I rant, and I turn pixels into drama—sometimes intentionally, sometimes… well, fuck it, it just happens.
I swear too much, get distracted by glitter, and have zero patience for boring-ass content. If you came here for Pinterest-level perfection… honey, keep scrolling. But if you want messy, fun, slightly cursed, and 100% real? Welcome to your new favorite corner of the internet.
Grab a drink, sit your ass down, and let’s make some Sims magic—or disaster. Your call.
Oh, and I don’t just wreak havoc in Sims—I’m also a digital artist and a borderline obsessive Notion nerd. I can help you make your streams look as good as they play, organize your chaos like a pro, and even sprinkle in a little extra style while we’re at it. Basically, if you want your content to slay as hard as your Sims, I’ve got you.
(Yes, I drew my self-portrait in Procreate!)
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(The Dream Team role)
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https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0Mcz4GyI2ow3XXXuMJm6f2?si=b281cadd82d04df9
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(subject to chaos IRL)
10 AM to 12 PM - The Sims 4
2 PM to 4 PM - The Sims 4
6 PM to 8 PM - The Sims 4
10 AM to 12 PM - Lofi Studying/Cowork
2 PM to 4 PM - Cities Skylines
6 PM to 8 PM - Cities Skylines
10 AM to 12 PM - Lofi Studying/Cowork
2 PM to 4 PM - Organized Inside
6 PM to 8 PM - The Sims 4
10 AM to 12 PM - Lofi Studying/Cowork
2 PM to 4 PM - Stardew Valley
6 PM to 8 PM - Stardew Valley
10 AM to 12 PM - Lofi Studying/Cowork
2 PM to 4 PM - Organized Inside
6 PM to 8 PM - Stardew Valley
10 AM to 12 PM - Lofi Studying/Cowork
2 PM to 4 PM - MTGA
6 PM to 8 PM - MTGA
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